Welcome to the second installment of the Poly-flirt. Now that we’ve wet your appetite with ten hilarious French pick-up lines, here are a few pick-up lines you should never use auf Deutsch.

I had the privilege last year of spending some time in Germany, touring the sites, somewhat vigorously sampling the beer and food, meeting the local people and exploring German culture.

Once I arrived back home, I had some time to reflect on my time there. It struck me that when you attempt to flirt with German girls in the clubs, not only do German girls shoot you down, they shoot you down with a vengeance. Maybe it was my American haircut or fashion, but I would attempt to strike up a conversation and only get, if I was lucky, a stony stare, or at worst a complete denial of my existence.

So it is with these unfortunately numerous experiences that I can write as an expert in what you should never ever say as your pick-up line in Germany (or anywhere, really).

If I said that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Wenn ich sagen würde, dass Du einen tollen Körper hast, würdest Du ihn gegen mich drücken?

What is a nice girl like you doing in such a dirty mind like mine?
Wie kommt es, dass so ein nettes Mädchen wie Du in solchen schmutzigen Gedankengängen wie den meinen auftaucht?

That’s a nice soccer jersey, can I talk you out of it?
Das ist ein nettes Fußballtrikot. Kann ich es Dir ausziehen?

Can I give you my cell number in case Hell freezes over?
Kann ich Dir meine Handynummer geben, bevor die Hölle einfriert?

You knocked me out with a look from your eyes!
Dein Blick haut mich buchstäblich um!

I thought that all Angels have wings…
Ich dachte immer, dass alle Engel Flügel hätten…

Learn from my experience. If you want to meet somebody, be original and make him or her laugh. If you want to get brushed away without a second glance, go for these lines every time.

Translation is a fine art of balancing the character of the original language and giving it new life in a fresh language. Many writers have expressed their opinions on the art of translation, and many great writers were, themselves, translators.

There doesn’t seem to be much consensus amongst the great minds when it comes to translation.

Some hard-liners claim that at its best, a translation amounts to an intellectual forgery, while others take the view that everything is, in fact, a translation — whether executed from experience to language, or from source to target.

Here, we’ve collected quotes from 10 authors and artists who voice their thoughts about the subtleties of translation:

10.

The original is unfaithful to the translation.
- Jorge Luis Borges, Argentinian writer, 1899-1986

9.

Translation is the paradigm, the exemplar of all writing. It is translation that
demonstrates most vividly the yearning for transformation that underlies every act involving
speech, that supremely human gift.
- Harry Mathews, American Novelist, 1930-

8.

To translate, one must have a style of his own, for otherwise the translation will have no
rhythm or nuance, which come from the process of artistically thinking through and molding
the sentences; they cannot be reconstituted by piecemeal imitation. The problem of
translation is to retreat to a simpler tenor of one’s own style and creatively adjust this to
one’s author.
- Paul Goodman, American Author, 1911-1972

7.

Translation is entirely mysterious. Increasingly I have felt that the art of writing is itself
translating, or more like translating than it is like anything else. What is the other text, the
original? I have no answer. I suppose it is the source, the deep sea where ideas swim, and
one catches them in nets of words and swings them shining into the boat… where in this
metaphor they die and get canned and eaten in sandwiches.
- Ursula K. Le Guin, American Author, 1929-

6.

What is lost in the good or excellent translation is precisely the best.
- Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel, German Poet, 1772-1829

5.

Poetry cannot be translated; and, therefore, it is the poets that preserve the languages;
for we would not be at the trouble to learn a language if we could have all that is written in
it just as well in a translation. But as the beauties of poetry cannot be preserved in any
language except that in which it was originally written, we learn the language.
- Samuel Johnson, English Author, 1709-1784

4.

Translation is at best an echo.
- George Borrow, English Author, 1803-1881

3.

A translation is no translation, he said, unless it will give you the music of a poem along
with the words of it.
- John Millington Synge, Irish Writer, 1871-1909

2.

Woe to the makers of literal translations, who by rendering every word weaken the
meaning! It is indeed by so doing that we can say the letter kills and the spirit gives life.
- Voltaire, French Philosopher, 1694-1778

1.

If the dream is a translation of waking life, waking life is also a translation of the dream.
- Rene Magritte, 1898-1967